Thursday, September 7, 2017

Why We Are in Love #18

Bradley snuggles up to me in bed as we're getting ready to go to sleep. In the process, he grabs my forearm, which is currently covered in eczema.

Heather: Ouch, don't. Your hand is too hot, it burns my eczema.
Bradley: ...what if you were bit by a radioactive snail and so the salt from my sweat is what's burning your skin?

Cue a long discussion about the drawbacks Snail Girl would experience, like having to basically eat antiperspirant so she wouldn't sweat, and dealing with a hostage situation on the Great Salt Lake. Worst power ever.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Family Love #9

Dad: They're California petite grapes.
Bradley: Yeah, but what does that even mean?
Mom and Dad [in sync]: ...I don't know.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Sofia Moment #2

The girls have been asleep for a while. Sofia starts making noise over the monitor. I go in to check on her.

Sofia [sees Heather]: Sowwy, Sowwy.
Heather: It's okay, do you need a drink?
Sofia: Want to have. [Hands Heather her bottle.]

She was so polite and quiet, we were dying!