Maren Moment #4

Heather: The girls have school tomorrow! Are you guys excited for school?
Sofia: Yeah!
Maren: No.

Why We Are in Love #24

Heather:  You stink, Brad.

[Bradley farts.]

Heather:  I know that's you, there's only the two of us in this room!
Bradley:  And then, from behind the mirror, "Three!"
Heather:  ...
Bradley:  What, is that you, Ghost Pig?!

Why We Are in Love #23

Bradley and I are praying together before bed. As Bradley says the prayer,  I let out a huge burp. Seconds later, Bradley farts. Bradley closes the prayer and the two of us are silent for a moment.

Bradley: ...we're disgusting.

Could not stop laughing!