George Moment #25

Bradley:  George, guess what?
George:  Chicken butt!
Bradley:  Yes!  How did you know?
George:  Because that's where chickens come from.

George Moment #24

George and I are swimming.

George:  Dad, Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak-minded.
Bradley:  That's right, good job, buddy.
George [looks at Bradley and waves his hand Jedi-style]: We will go inside and play Mario Kart.
Bradley:  Did you just try to Jedi mind trick me?!
George:  Yes, like Obi-Wan.
Bradley:  George, are you saying I'm weak-minded?
George:  That's what Obi-Wan says.

Why I Love Heather #2

Heather:  Oh my gosh, our kids are so free range it hurts.