Alix: Oh look, the first time I curled my hair.
Heather: Aww, look how little you were.
Alix: That was literally last year.
We're at Riverton Park.
Heather: Did you use the bathroom?
George: Yeah... and then something scared me.
Heather: Oh no, what?
George: The toilet yelled at me.
SPD at its finest.
Bradley: You're free!
George: ...I'm five.