Watching the Steelers v. Lions game. Antonio Brown is on Heather's fantasy football team.
Heather: What number is Brown?
Bradley: Uh, well, brown is actually a color.
Sofia wakes due to a wet bum. Bradley goes into change her, and is smiling when he returns to the front room.
Bradley: While I was changing her, I farted, and she farted back at me! Just a little, "POOT!" It was the cutest thing I've ever experienced.
I was dying. I love this man!